- I will stop trying to find the few remaining clean pieces of carpet in the house when I am about to throw up.
- I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, etc.
- I will not chew my human's toothbrush and not tell them.
- When in the car, I will not insist on having the window rolled down when it's raining outside.
- I will not bark each time I hear a door bell on TV.
- I will not walk under the big dog when he is peeing.
- I will not steal Mom's underwear and dance all over the back yard with it.
- I will not play tug-o'-war with Dad's underwear when he's on the toilet.
- I will remember my head does not belong in the refrigerator.
- I will not bite the officer's hand when he reaches in for Mom's driver's license and car registration.
- I will remember the garbage collector is NOT stealing our stuff.
- I must shake the rainwater out of my fur BEFORE entering the house.
Monday, December 31, 2007
New Year's resolutions for the canine
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